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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils? I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds. Read more →

“Greetings Earthlings. We are making this transmission to you at this point in your Earth’s history as the time has now arrived that you can become aware of your greater destiny with regard to other beings in the cosmos. Contact has been slowly established over the recent years of your Earth’s history. The purpose has been to evolve your awareness to the point where you can become a responsible member... Read more →

Then wilt though not be loth To leave this Paradise, but shalt possess A paradise within thee, happier far. -John Milton —————————————————- This having learnt, thou hast attained the sum Of Wisdom; hope no higher, though all the Stars Thou knew’st by name, and all th’ ethereal Powers, All secrets of the deep, all Nature’s works, Or works of God in Heav’n, Air, Earth, or Sea, And all riches of... Read more →