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During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placed a winning bid told the auctioneer, “I’m paying a fortune for that parrot. I hope he talks as well as you say he does.” “I guarantee it, madam,” replied the auctioneer. “Who do you think was bidding against you?” Read more →

“When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.” Read more →

“Remember. There is no destination on this Road. It is constant awakening and reawakening, discovery after discovery, lessons learned, lives touched.” ~Goldweber Read more →